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INTRODUCTION

 

If you were raised as a naked child, playing in sand & sea, you may not realize the extent to which your libido may have become magnetized. As an adult, this could be a problem. Your body is filled with beauty and exhilaration, yet on the street you often encounter catcalls and stalking. The way out is to let your mind be your bodyguard. You can be ready to respond to verbal assault without sacrificing the beauty inside you. Practice crying out, “RUBBISH!” or I'm not buying that ticket! Or you can simply scream, “BUSHWA!” You may find yourself laughing and crying out, “I'm not buying that ticLet!” The main thing to understand (and it's deep!) is that “Nature doesn't have a partner.” You don't have to participate in some random mating dance. Your mind is your friend, and with a certain amount of pride, practice and understanding, you can keep random strangers from stealing your attention or turning you into a frightened stick figure. Don't let anger build up, turn you into a cast-iron marionette, or destroy your inner beauty. You have to learn specific ways to CLEAR YOUR PIPES! Get angry like a bodyguard! Aren't you happy your family didn't manufacture a stiff wooden liar? Didn't Pinocchio long to become a boy? You can escape further harassment by learning to say, “I must be going! Look it up! (For further reading, see “Modern Love :: My Body Doesn't Belong to You” by Heather Burtman, The New York Times, June 15, 2017)

 

 

“nice

—An eye-opener. Deeper wisdom.

tits!”

Nature doesn't have a partner.

 

 

“are

—What more? Nothing at all.

those

—I must be a magnet.

real?”

—I know, right? Another stage?

 

 

 

We have a permanent adversarial culture in the United States. This comes across in small talk (“How are you doing there?”), catch phrases (“Go ahead, punk! Make my day!”), vicious distraction (“HEY! I'm talking to you!”), outright assault (“Fuck you!”), ominous threats (“I'll set your house on fire!”), and ultimate dismissal (“You're toast!”).

You feel far better when you can prove to another person you can stand up to bullying (by responding directly to their hostile words) and that you can see the entire situation (We're all just people alive on the planet, whether anyone likes it or not).

This website (taxi1010.com) provides responses paired with words. That way you can remember what to say back even before an assailant finishes their attack!

Help this page go viral & change the planet.

 

 

 

“how

—I'm here. Letting go.

are

—What more? Nothing at all.

you

—Reckless! Rubbish! & Respect!

doing

I'm brainstorming. Think so?

there?”

—Jet lag. A lot of people.

 

 

“go

—There are people. On this planet.

ahead,

—Wise up! Back away!

punk!

—WORK HARDER! Worse!

make

Why bother? Doesn't matter.

my

—Thanks for warning me.

day!”

—NIGHT SKY! Something to do.

 

 

HEY!

I'm not buying that ticket!

I'm

—Really. Cut me through.

talking

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

to

—No rush. Our humanity.

you!”

—Reckless! Rubbish! & Respect!

 

 

“fuck

Forget that! Claw hook!

you!”

—Reckless! Rubbish! & Respect!

 

 

“I'll

Not a place for a child.

set

—You look me no up?

your

—Not mine! The crossroads.

house

—Probably. With employees.

on

—You see how it turns out?

fire!”

Where a dog fights for its life.

 

 

“you're

—A veteran. There's no limit.

toast!”

Just rode into your heart.

 

 

“I

—Why would you? One of many.

was

—Those who get rich make rich.

just

—Under pressure. After it's gone.

being

—Very different. Look away!

friendly.”

—Living rough. Very loyal.

 

 

 

a

—Hopefully. Quite a handful.

about

—Paying bills. Like a parent.

account

I'm not buying that ticket!

afternoon

—Stick around! One's enough.

age

—A loophole! Mr. Future!

ahead

—Wise up! Back away!

all

—Keep it on the low-key.

already

I'm not buying that ticket!

always

—Who knows? Prolific.

amaze

—Back in the woods.

an

—Hold it! What's the password?

and

—Going up! So soon?

another

—Everything's changing.

anyone

—Had me faked. Why not?

anything

—Goes around. Can't stop it.

app

—I'll bet. Some of your friends.

appointment

—It's riveting. You're strong.

are

—What more? Nothing at all.

around

—Oh, yeah? Says you!

as

—Under the full moon. If any!

at

—How so? Most of us don't.

attacks

—Right! Absolutely. Easy choice.

back

I'm not buying that ticket!

backtalktionary

—Many playful options.

bad

—Beer & sandwich would be nice.

bank

—Look again. Change everything.

bathrooms

—Back in the woods.

be

—But why? Maybe it's you.

beauty

—By no means, sir! ICYFIRE!

been

—So foolish. Underground.

before

—Not a place for a child.

behaving

—Bad timing. Mañana.

being

—Very different. Look away!

belly

—Until now. You never know.

bet

—Under pressure. After it's gone.

Bible

—I think it's easy to overstate.

birds

—I know what to do. Do less.

bless

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

blind

—Hey! OUCH. No big deal.

boring

—Where a dog fights for its life.

borrow

—Try again. Not what you think.

bothers

—Living rough. Very loyal.

break

—I'm sure. Nowhere near.

breath

—So WHAT? My own life.

brother

—Not a place for a child.

business

—Who knows? Prolific.

busy

—I did not see it coming.

called

—I know what to do. Do less.

calling

—BACK OFF! Stay back.

can

—Too young. Eat your heart out!

can't

—Under the full moon. If any!

car

—You don't need to know.

careful

—I'm sorry. Slightly off.

ceases

—Cheer up! I work nights.

cell

—I hate taking messages.

center

—A natural. Spare me!

cents

—THAT'S YOU! Plenty of them.

change

—Who doesn't? Have faith.

check

—Dead & infected. So much!

Christmas

—Stately. Many more!

cigarette

—Next to nothing. Reserved.

city

—Too young. Eat your heart out!

collusion

—It's uncanny. Many options.

come

—By no means, sir! ICYFIRE!

comeback

—Paying bills. Like a parent.

comebacks

—All the stupid ones are left.

comic

—You look me no up?

coming

—Funny that you're interested.

complain

—Ke-mo sah-be. You got me!

complaining

—It comes from my family.

conference

—Back in the woods.

congratulations

Perfect! Can't get enough.

[contempt]

—Avoid entanglements.

crazy

—Probably. With employees.

creature

—Hands off! No supervision!

cute

—It's riveting. You're strong.

cutting

—You see how it turns out?

day

—NIGHT SKY! Something to do.

deaf

—Crushing. You can't go wrong.

dessert

—Very different. Look away!

did

—No need. How deep?

didn't

—What then? My family seal?

differently

—Who knows? Prolific.

difficult

—Brace yourself! What way?

dipfuck

—Not today. Persevere.

do

—A chain saw. Can't miss.

dog

—Nothing special. Any one.

doing

—I'm brainstorming. Think so?

done

—I did not see it coming.

don't

—And if we don't? Sparingly.

down

—Going up! So soon?

downright

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

drill

—Orphaned. Unidentified world.

drive

—Go slow! Be specific.

drugs

—Why bother? Doesn't matter.

dummy

—I must be a magnet.

each

—Miscommunication anyway.

early

—Off rhythm. The opposite.

easy

—All along. From old country.

eating

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

else

—A loophole! Mr. Future!

emergency

—By no means, sir! ICYFIRE!

end

Certainly not. For now.

enjoy

—Top to bottom. Before long!

everything

—It's hard to believe.

excuse

—Change it up. Just lucky!

faith

—Top to bottom. Before long!

favorite

—Not sure yet. Anytime now.

fellow

—See that? A long way.

fifty

—Someone else. In this place.

fine

—Go slow! Be specific.

fire

—Where a dog fights for its life.

fired

—Anything else? The towel?

for

—Not over yet. Cloud cover cool.

force

—Top to bottom. Before long!

forget

WITHOUT PRECEDENT!

friendly

—Living rough. Very loyal.

friends

—Let's go by intuition.

from

—That's a spin. Draw down.

fuck

—Forget that! Claw hook!

funny

—Pre-existing conditions.

gems

—Keep it on the low-key.

get

—Indeed. People like me.

go

—There are people. On this planet.

going

—We work together. What's up?

good

—Not that bad. Takes you over.

girlfriend

—Not right now. Whatever it is.

gorgeous

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

got

—Just rode into your heart.

greetings

—Awkward. Not remotely.

haircut

—Oh, yeah? Says you!

hanging

—Shift change! On the job.

happened

—Awkward. Not remotely.

happier

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

happy

—Ke-mo sah-be. You got me!

hard

—Nothing urgent. Think things!

has

—Very standard. Intimate.

have

—Before you know it. Arguably.

haven't

—Go on! That's excessive.

having

—Allegedy. Front & center.

he's

—No sweat. Either way.

hear

—Under pressure. After it's gone.

heard

—All rightie then. With a map!

heart

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

here

—I must be a magnet.

hey

I'm not buying that ticket!

hired

—How amusing. I live there.

hold

—Penny-pinching! Best not to.

home

—It comes from my family.

honey

—As if. Life is not a test.

hook up

—If we had time. On your own.

hope

—Go slow! Be specific.

house

—Probably. With employees.

how

—I'm here. Letting go.

how's

—Effortless. It's wonderful.

huh

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

humor

—What happened? Is it my fault?

hurry

—BACK OFF! Stay back.

I

—Why would you? One of many.

I'll

—Not a place for a child.

I'm

—Really. Cut me through.

I've

—A veteran. There's no limit.

idiot

—You don't give enough away.

if

—Far better! Don't laugh.

ignoring

—Perfect! Can't get enough.

in

—Is that so? Enough about me!

inexplicable

—Who knows? Prolific.

insignificant

—You look me no up?

insult

—Not much. ROAD KILL!

interviews

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

intimidate

—See that? A long way.

[intimidation]

—Who knows? Prolific.

introduce

—Next time! An opportunity.

is

—I'M IN! Cover the icebox!

isn't

—Not a place for a child.

it

—It's perfect. Rediscovered.

it's

—Negative. You wait for it.

jump

—Someone else. In this place.

just

—Under pressure. After it's gone.

keep

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

kids

Refreshing. Expensive!

know

—Not sure yet. Anytime now.

Koran

—I'm here. Letting go.

last

—Top to bottom. Before long!

late

—Business. Everything's closed.

[laughter]

—At first. Just to help out.

laundry

—It's terrible. BUNK! I'm torn.

learning

WITHOUT PRECEDENT!

leaving

—Where a dog fights for its life.

let's

—It's stage directions. Capiche?

Levi's

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

like

—Just a bit. Too early.

listen

—I must be going! Look it up!

little

—I can sleep cold. Second try.

live

—So foolish. Underground.

long

—Way back! Right here.

looking

—Nothing fancy. Freedom!

loop

—Penny-pinching! Best not to.

loser

—MANY TIMES! Hold the line.

lot

—Stick around! One's enough.

love

—The best ever. I hardly knew.

luck

—All rightie then. With a map!

make

—Why bother? Doesn't matter.

mad

—I decide what's for me.

man

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

many

—BELIEVE me. You show.

may

—NIGHT SKY! Something to do.

me

—Flow right in. Magnetism.

mean

—Chilling. Let beauty take over.

meet

—Not right now. Whatever it is.

merry

—Pre-existing conditions.

met

—Thlowly. Beautiful perthon!

mind

—Certainly not. For now.

mine

—Awkward. Not remotely.

mom

—By no means, sir! ICYFIRE!

money

—Debt-free! I am a flight risk.

more

—No more. Too late!

morning

—Right now. All that stuff.

move

—Debt-free! I am a flight risk.

my

—Thanks for warning me.

name

—That's odd. Should I tell you?

need

—Who doesn't? Have faith.

needed

—Very little. Keep track of that.

never

—I hate taking messages.

New Year's

I know, right? Another stage?

news

—Not much. ROAD KILL!

nice

—An eye-opener. Deeper wisdom.

no

—SNAG! Mystified.

nobody

—Pre-existing conditions.

none

—Very standard. Intimate.

not

—I'll live. You broke my heart.

now

—Stick around! One's enough.

number

—Let it go! It's calling you.

of

—BUSHWA! Anything goofy.

oh

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

okay

—Just right. Beyond belief.

old

—A loophole! Mr. Future!

on

—You see how it turns out?

one

—Goes around. Can't stop it.

or

—Not yet. Which one first?

order

—All the stupid ones are left.

out

—If I may. A rolling stone.

over

—Before you know it. Arguably.

park

—Cheap thrills. Stealing happiness.

password

—I must be going! Look it up!

pen

—Penny-pinching! Best not to.

people

—Sight unseen. It's insane.

phony

—You can't be too careful.

pick

—I must be going! Look it up!

please

—Where a dog fights for its life.

poor

—Oh, yeah! More fingers.

privilege

—War souvenirs! Silver.

problem

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

progress

—Can you lend me a dollar?

promise

—In every way. Open it up.

punk

—WORK HARDER! Worse!

question

—Points talking to? Any action?

quick

—How's that? Is it cheap?

quiet

—Close your eyes! Whiplash.

quietly

—Awkward. Not remotely.

rain

—Not over yet. Cloud cover cool.

reach

—Very little. Keep track of that.

read

—Don't have to do anything.

real

—I know, right? Another stage?

reality

—Never exact. A nightmare!

really

—BELIEVE me. You show.

redefine

I always get out. Copy that.

relax

—Exactly. What else?

remember

—You look me no up?

response

—It's uncanny. Many options.

restraining

—Had me faked. Why not?

retard

—As if. Life is not a test.

Richard

—Not recently. Seriously?

[robocalls]

—SNAG! Mystified.

rooms

—Royal blood. Imaginatively.

safe

—Living rough. Very loyal.

said

I always get out. Copy that.

[sarcasm]

—And more! Well-grounded.

sarcasm's

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

say

—What happened? Is it my fault?

saying

—I think it's easy to overstate.

screw

—Not much. ROAD KILL!

see

—I know it's a jungle out there.

[self-attack]

—Awkward. Not remotely.

sense

—At first. Just to help out.

sent

—Yeah, sure. Not so much.

set

—You look me no up?

should

—If I may. A rolling stone.

shut

—Close your eyes! Whiplash.

sidewalk

—Pretty intense. Make a list!

sit

—Hardly. Quite unnecessary.

size

—Ke-mo sah-be. You got me!

smart

—By now. A turnaround.

SMILE!

—BE HONEST! Completed.

so

—Not over yet. Cloud cover cool.

someone

—It adds up. Daunting.

something

—Awkward. Not remotely.

sometime

—I decide what's for me.

sophisticated

—As if. Life is not a test.

sorry

—A rainbow. Missed the boat.

space

—How's that? Is it cheap?

spare

—Afraid not. You'll be first up.

stay

—Well, okay! There's hope.

staying

—Not today. Persevere.

still

—Stick around! One's enough.

stuck

—MANY TIMES! Hold the line.

stupid

—BUSHWA! Anything goofy.

such

—I've heard. It's all overrated.

sue

—No reason. Zing! A rough day.

sure

—Stick around! One's enough.

take

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

talk

—Miscommunication anyway.

talking

—Fantastic. I wouldn't know.

than

—Those who get rich make rich.

that

—A big ticket. We travel a lot.

that's

—Saved again! Being deceived.

the

—Can't lose. Not quite.

them

—Shadow dog. SIDE PONY!

themselves

—It's hard to believe.

there

—Jet lag. A lot of people.

they're

—No doubt. Anything new?

things

—Do share thoughts. I failed.

think

—Family & friends. Each of us.

this

—Subtle. Leave me out of it!

those

—I must be a magnet.

time

—Under the full moon. If any!

times

—Right now. All that stuff.

tits

—Nature doesn't have a partner.

to

—No rush. Our humanity.

toast

—Just rode into your heart.

today

—Liberty. The time is included?

tomorrow

—Big family! What if you're not?

too

—Very different. Look away!

traffic

—Too young. Eat your heart out!

traveler

—I'll bet. Some of your friends.

tricky

—Do share thoughts. I failed.

trying

—Before you know it. Arguably.

turn

—Just about. Sooner or later.

turns

—In a way. I've earned it.

ugly

—Quite the contrary. Too soon!

unfair

—It's against my principles.

up

—No atmosphere. Hang on!

used

—At first. Just to help out.

usual

—It's all artificial. Trust me.

very

—Slavery. That's it for now.

want

—Where a dog fights for its life.

warned

—Sight unseen. It's insane.

was

—Those who get rich make rich.

wasn't

—I'll bet. Some of your friends.

waste

—You sure? No one wants that.

ways

—Royal blood. Imaginatively.

we

—So foolish. Underground.

wearing

—Cunning ferocity. In case.

weather

—Not over yet. Cloud cover cool.

week

—Just normal. Not any other.

weird

—Small world. If we agreed.

weirdo

—Saved again! Being deceived.

well

—A natural. Spare me!

what

—I'm out- Are you a thief?

what's

—Touches down. Not available.

whatever

—That can't be right. Atomic.

when

—Instantaneous. A new rule.

where

—Orphaned. Unidentified world.

where's

—You see how it turns out?

while

—Likewise. By name alone.

who

—Shift change! On the job.

why

—Everything's changing.

with

—Networking, eh? Slip off.

won't

—Is that safe? Wrong place.

word

—Nature doesn't have a partner.

wordy

—DOGS, TOO! Just lay low.

work

—I know, right? Another stage?

working

—But why? Maybe it's you.

world

—Before what? The rapture!

worry

—Sight unseen. It's insane.

worth

—Until now. You never know.

would

—Roughly now. Let it be.

wrong

—It comes from my family.

yes

—Let it go! It's calling you.

you

—Reckless! Rubbish! & Respect!

you're

—A veteran. There's no limit.

you've

—The reverse! That's enough.

your

—Not mine! The crossroads.

yourself

—How so? Most of us don't.