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No rush. Let's go by intuition.

 
 

70. The Hood

 
 
 

Having a self is not what people think it is— It is not "living from your emotions" or anything confessional or "New Age" — It's more akin to the way you would perceive the world upon surviving a ship wreck. It's something you cling to. Finding your self requires hard work and attention, in the same way a master guitarist practices day after day, finds glimpses of their own talent, then perceives simple sensations — amidst beauty — in what happens every day. People try to steal this from you. First they steal your attention. Second they steal your ability to remember your self. Third, they steal your whole life. You have to get back to your self, even amidst gangs of mean girls, pseudo-authorities, and clueless parents. "Female meanness has always been based on spite, gossip, rumor-spreading, ostracizing, getting groups to target one girl in particular, making fun and a host of other actions that can still make grown women feel a chill or worse at memories of this behavior." (-Joan McClusky, "Mean Girls Aren't a Myth. They're All Too Real," The New York Times, April 7, 2010) You have to cling to your self like a person thrown into violent seas from the warmth, safety and foreboding nature of The Titanic. Then you have to swim away as fast as you can! It's everything about living! (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate81)

 

"Excuse me – Are you talking to me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—That's what most people do – They're just like girls with dolls ... or little boys with machine guns.

 

"Are you making fun of me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I don't know where to begin.

 

["Did you see The Evolutionary Throwback?"] "Those are the things I do."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—It's a lot different than you think.

 

["We have seventeen websites."] "Kind of compulsive."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Driven.

 

"Are you obsessive?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—This is the sign of a good writer – someone who takes pains.

 

"What's the catch?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Wealth is not just about accumulation; wealth is determined by how much you give.

 

"What's it like to be gay?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I'm not gay – I'm morose.

 

[Someone disparaging gays when you're gay]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Don't fuck with my culture – No one should ever aggravate me.

 

"Your web site is verbal diarrhea. Search engines catch this shit and spew computer screens all over the world. Please delete."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Well, I'm a sadomasochistic polymorphous perverse necrophiliac. I like to fuck dead senior citizens in the ear.

 

"Are you laughing at me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Actually myself.

 

"Excuse me, you're not first!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—That's like saying, "Hitler never got to heaven."

 

"Well, you were his sweetheart."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Not my anus!

 

"What are you implying?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—That doesn't mean anything.

 

"Young man, were you getting fresh with me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I don't go for that stuff.

 

"Next time you decide to smoke a cigarette, you should consider standing over there." [Pointing to another part of the open outdoor patio]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

 

"Are you responsible for this?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—The master knows how to improve these situations ... Of course I do ... What do you think, I'm stupid?

 

"What's come over you?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—The Upsons! ... The Ups and Downs! ... What do you care? ... It's nice to have it floating out in the air ... Never hide.

 

"Is your offer still good?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—So that doesn't happen all the time.

 

"Were you playing with yourself during the performance?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Mark me down as skeptical ... Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure.

 

"Hey, I'm not through talking to you!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Signing off verbally!

 

"You are so bad! Bad, bad, bad, bad."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—There are two kinds of people: people who sit around in chairs, and people who dance!

 

"Are you?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

"You are so full of shit, Maxine!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—What happens when a man goes through his own portal?

 

"What's wrong?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Ridiculous! ... Did you hear that? Ridiculous ... I wouldn't say I have anything that really bothers me.

 

"You're studying English literature? – Isn't that useless?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—You're turning your back on people ... They're all different ... You just have to look ... Believe me, you'll find out ... Here, you steer! ... You have to have something for yourself ... Cultivate, nourish and use what you have, and it will become more.

 

"There are only two places to get good food. One of them is Berkeley, and one of them is France. And France is only second to Berkeley."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Who pays you to control the universe?

 

"I can't believe how stupid you are."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Everybody is good at something, and sooner or later, it comes out.

 

[Stuttering]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—You'll get over it.

 

"WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY HUSBAND?" [Screamed at a pretty woman crossing the street]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I don't need that.

 

[Tattletale not seeing you're performing a service (such as returning a lost cell phone) for someone else ... who isn't defending you! The one you're helping out should be saying, "You fool! Can't you see he's doing this for me?" Both the one who's attacking you and the one who isn't defending you are total idiots, and you're caught inside an idiot sandwich!]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—What does an agent get, three percent or six percent?

 

"And I'm not going to let you inject me with the plague, either."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—We've got a baby here.

 

"Don't have a cow!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Who would?

 

"Were we rude?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Dogs don't care.

 

"You were right; I was wrong! – A first time for everything, though."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Do you sneer at people who ask you what a fellowship is?

 

"Do you have your cab already?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Nobody cares.

 

"Do you want to watch TV tonight?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Reschedule me! – I can't wait more than half an hour.

 

"Hey, sweetheart!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—You don't do that, do you?

 

"Was that aimed at me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Next week it's the whole world.

 

"Hey, how's that fat girl you went out with?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—When a parent likes a kid, everyone likes them.

 

"Hey, skinny!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—They're kicking sand in our faces!

 

"What are friends for?" [Sarcastically]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I didn't get anything.

 

"Are you calling me stupid?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—It's not what track you're on, it's the engine! ... If you don't like my apple, don't shake my tree ... You're barking up the wrong tree!

 

"Were you trying to make me feel stupid?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Get way away from it.

 

"Hey, Baby!"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—What a rascal! ... What a scoundrel! ... Signing off! ... What a guy, huh? ... This guy's got it, doesn't he? ... The business elite ... Don't hit me! ... Okay, send it back! ... These guys are sharpies, let me tell you, you don't want to talk to any of these people, they're bad! ... "Torches of freedom!"... Maybe they will ... It's like a poison hamburger; Wimpy used to eat them all the time ... He's got a million of 'em ... You have no idea how bad they are ... Eat it up, schmuck!

 

"Hey, what's going on, man?" [Stranger challenging you]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Let me see the other hand! ... unless you're a clipper or a thief.

 

"Do I look like a menacing guy?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I have news for you – I've never looked at you – I've just looked at zebras – I'm from another planet.

 

"Do I look like a hooker?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Very proper.

 

"Do you think I act Calvinist?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—As long as you're a living creature, you have to accept life as a given.

 

"Are her parents dead? – Are her parents dead?" [Your adopted Chinese child]
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—Hey! You're a beautiful human being ... Get into love! ... That doesn't sound right ... What about the Pope? ... You and the Pope ... Let her get back to reality ... These midnight messages are spoiling her.

 

"Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards.

 

"Are you talking to me?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—No big surprises.

 

"Hey! You owe me an apology."
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—I'm sorry ... that you feel that way.

 

"Are you trying to start a fight?"
—No rush. Let's go by intuition.
—When you come from a big family, everything cuts.

 
 

 

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