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There are some people you stay away from -
They need
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your attention for some reason - They
want someone
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who's worse off than they are - That's
their culture!
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"I'm really a nightclub
person."
—Oh, boy!
—What an extravagant place –
Now I can die happy.
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"It's not interacting with my computer,
you fucking snot!"
[The phone line, which is attached to his computer]
—Cheap thrills.
—I must be crazy!
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"Do yourself a favor,
mate."
—The opposite.
—It's a good rule: Don't try to improve
your life;
improve yourself. What many people call improving
their life is a downward spiral.
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"I hope you're going to clean
that up?"
—Control yourself!
—You can't even run your own life ...
I'll be damned if you'll run mine.
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A good one and a bad one -
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You don't know who you're talking to
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until it's too late.
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"That's so professional
of me, isn't it?"
[Self-attacking sarcasm]
—You're safe.
—At least you're not a professional
self-destroyer.
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[Someone hitting
you – and you're only five years old!]
[Someone trying to grab a free newspaper
after you've opened the box]
—BACK OFF!
—You're smart ... It's not for
you.
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"Karen, you couldn't troubleshoot
your way out of a box."
—On schedule.
—That's all there is to it?
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"See you later!"
[Insincerely] "See you around."
—Nothing better.
—Happy trails! ... Plant you
now, dig you later!
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