(—Et sui culpae! Latin: "And it's our fault!") An early issue of MAD Magazine had a joke in the margin: "Does your nose run, and your feet smell?" it asked. "Maybe you're built upside down." A child understands upside down. "Turn everything upside down and you'll see the truth," the Sufis say. They wouldn't, by any chance, be referring to the bucketfuls of shit that come from some people's mouths! No wonder they're so angry! They're an upside down toilet bowl! (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate01)

"Do you want to say hello to Richard? – He wants someone to say hello to him, to acknowledge his existence."
—You wonder.
—Do you call it the invisible bathroom? – Get on it!

"You're the best argument I know for mercy killing."
—You wonder.
—Toilet training special – Do your duty!

"I become so simple everything can mystify me while nothing can comprehend me." [Link]
—You wonder.
—The whole trick is, be nice to people, and you'll get rid of all the meanies ... Of course, I was very young.

"You're wrong."
—You wonder.
—Most people cave in at a very early age – They just do not want to be different.

"There is no such thing as a double positive."
—You wonder.
—Yeah, yeah.

"What's the opposite of 'false pretenses?'"
—You wonder.
—'Arabs think!' – They believe anything that anyone tells them – They're going to take over the world three ways: money, culture, and lying – There's no place sacred – Must have been a tribe – Next time come down the chimney.

"Your perceptions are incorrect."
—You wonder.
—One at a time.

"Don't you think maybe you're going overboard?"
—You wonder.
—If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn't there, is he still wrong?

"I think our buyer is getting steps away from finding us."
—You wonder.
—It's like laying bricks.

"Don't be a jerk."
—You wonder.
—Don't worry about it! Take a powder!

"You're better than me?"
—You wonder.
—Keep that in the back of your mind.