"You're probably the kind of person who would
espouse partial-birth abortion as a form
of birth control."
Before what?
Good God! That's creative.
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"Enjoy those nuts!"
[They taste terrible! The bag reads, "Best by 2006
FEB," a year earlier]
Before what?
"I wonder what it's like to have
squirrels living in your skull." (Dilbert)
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"The only reason to buy a Prius is so you can
drive around like a smug eco-holier-than-thou."
Before what?
Just like a cat ... Now, what color is
your light? ... Are you a bird or a person?
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"When is Broadway going to recognize my incredible
dancing skills?"
Before what?
A giant mouse.
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"I think those women have very low self-esteem
and the men who read them are degenerate."
[Playboys]
Before what?
Maybe they'll retire.
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"She's a real slut!
The first guy was fucking her in the pussy; the second guy was fucking
her in the ass; just before I broke up with her, she was down at
the bottom of my bed licking my asshole;
the next guy should think about that before they kiss her!"
Before what?
One more thing you have to worry about
... You go from rags to riches! ... Next time you call her, tell
her to shit in her cunt and eat it! ... Don't forget your roots
... You got roots, too! ... Excuse me everyone, I have to leave
now ... If you don't want to learn anything.
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"Jane, you ignorant
slut!"
Before what?
Peanuts.
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