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are trigger words for serious
infighting, often leading to
thermonuclear exchanges and
mutual self-assured devastation.
When you hear the trigger word
it's, immediately replace
everything they're saying with
the phrase, "All backward."
When you hear the trigger word
we're, immediately replace
everything they're saying with
the phrase, "New discovery." You
just don't want to waste a second
arguing with or revolving around
a mischievous nitwit. Follow the
royal path to disarmament.
(Word count = 6)
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