They use Question Begging Epithets -
intrusive
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questions, emotionally loaded words, controversial
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phrases, dyslogistic language (conveying censure),
or
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eulogistic (complimentary) language. They're
also
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coming from another direction - 3rd
Party Interference!
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"Did you buy
it new?"
Doesn't matter.
You don't need anything.
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"The honeymoon is over."
Anything else?
Who's the master the
machine or the man?
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"Whose rude
child is that at the end of the table?"
What's missing?
Are you the woman I bit at the last
full moon?
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"How much rent
do you pay?"
Don't worry.
You don't even have to be there ...
Never buy horses!
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They're like 7th Street Operators,
rattling off one
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chummy thing after another. It's all glib
posturing,
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and It's all about you - See how one-sided
it is?
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Whatever they sling at you, sling something
back!
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"You smell go-ood!"
[Two guys carrying
on in front of their dates]
Fait accompli.
That's obvious.
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"What's your first name? ...
your middle name?"
So foolish.
Hydrogen ... H.
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"What's your last name?"
Very common.
Hydrogen.
You must be Helium.
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"Run, Toto!"
[Mickey Mouse voice]
Totally unhelpful.
It's just another friend.
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