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CLINIC

PATIENT

DIAGNOSTIC

Patient refers to it as stargate-one-two

A Cajoler.4

Quandaries.4

 

TOOLSET

INFORMAL FALLACY

 

—Back when!

—No need.

Doing nothing.

—I'm waiting.

Moxie's

Disease

 

Unrepresentative Sample — A cursory examination of impertinent data can blind a person to the real state of affairs or to the real issues. Resenting people who lorded over them, they're trying to pull rank on you.

 

NOTES TO MYSELF

PSYCHOLOGICAL AGE

CLASS

[pulling rank & usurpation] - They're very mean to people in irrational ways - It's like getting nibbled to death by ducks - They think they are far, far superior, questioning your veracity  - No matter what experiences you've had, they try to hurt your feelings, or fill you with fear - People who try to be other than they are, never like people who are what they are.

The Age of Domination, ages 0-3

Rules

 

 
 
 
 
 

Exactly what someone said [or did]
... usually not very original.

The thoughts of a "bad child"
... to free your mind again.

TRICKS

WINGS

IDEAS

"What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you in your life?" [At a job interview]

—Back when!

—Well, you went to grammar school.

«Verbal defence for introvert»

—I'm waiting.

—Beyond that.

"You seem a little forgetful, man."

—I'm waiting.

—I've been working on it.

"You have five children with four women you never married." [Sixty Minutes journalist to Clint Eastwood]

Doing nothing.

—By accident! ... I'm not looking for a job ... You're not going to like it ... That's the opinion of those who made the wrong decision.

"Are you coming for someone? Are you picking somebody up?"

Doing nothing.

—We all have to start somewhere.

"The left media and the right media are in a state of open warfare, and the left wants to take the moral high ground by proclaiming that they are practicing unbiased journalism, but that doesn't pass the smell test."

Doing nothing.

—Go to a gym.

"See if you have a life."

—Back when!

—See what you've been missing?

"Dear Richard Roe, John Kemeny wrote a book called Man and Computer in 1972 in which he discussed the symbiotic relationship between humans and machines. I hope that is the way we can go. Thanks for your comments. Jim Moor Director AI@50"

—I'm waiting.

—That's very kind of you – You probably have to slam it with a rubber mallet.

"Did you sleep with her?"

—Back when!

Ever! ... She's in room 237 ... On the edge of skid row ... Something ... You just have to go real slow at first ... Did you ever hear the radio program, Lights Out? ... You tried once, forget it! ... A big fat no on that one ... Something came up ... It's like the circus – Eventually it will leave town, and I will go back to being nobody ... Very tender ... He's so jealous ... because I thought of something nicer to say ... Walt Disney stole Snow White's mother! ... I don't know anything at all about that ... My hands are cold ... Nothing bad will happen to you if you tell the truth, and nothing bad will happen to you if you lie ... "Torture? Never." (–Israeli High Court Chief Justice Aharon Barak) ... "I just dressed like a hippie to get fucked." (–Frank Zappa) ... This discussion is getting everywhere ... That's all you get ... Many people get together to fight and make each other miserable ... At some point in life you learn that being happy has to do with learning how to be happy ... Buy a nice suit ... Well, I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it – but that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

"I would give this site a ten personally if I could ... what I live for on the net ... this is all the way on the edge ... great link ...." [Link from sensibleerection.com]

—Back when!

—One is all you get.

"I am bewildered yet fascinated by this site. Its structure is nearly impenetrable, but the information within is kinda invaluable, so I check back."

—Back when!

—File that!

"Get a take and don't suck L4M3R5" [Link from UK bulletin board]

—I'm waiting.

—It's a really good rational outlet for anger.

"Do you think that was appropriate to joke around with a fourteen-year-old girl about?"

—Back when!

—Then the next thing you think is, Life has passed me by – Then the next thing you think is, What was that?

"I am having difficulties navigating your site. It's colorful, it's vivid, it speaks to me, but I'm not quite sure how to follow certain ideas/suggestions."

—I'm waiting.

—That's good! You should see things like that. Expand your mind.

"Don't I know your mother?"

—No need.

—Because your parents are cheap.

"What an enigmatic site. I would brush it off as crazy crud a la timecube, but it does make a little bit of sense if you use your imagination." [Link from sensibleerection.com]

—Back when!

—Don't accept praise, and don't accept criticism – Just do things.

"It's different."

—I'm waiting.

—Smarter in a way.

"I don't know what I did."

—Back when!

—You look like a human being to me.

"What? What did you say?" [From a venting police officer]

—Back when!

—I know it's against the rules.

"You know they caught the guy who murdered that little six-year-old girl in Colorado?"

—Back when!

—There are a lot of things I don't want to get into – I don't want to waste the time on it.

"Do you like Mohammed?"

—I'm waiting.

—I like anyone who's dead ... It's just a business ... It's just a racket ... Mohammed was an illiterate truck driver who had visions ... someone wrote them down ... beautiful poetry ... his descendants chased vermin and carriers of the Black Plague across the lands ... Christians had the unique idea to take care of the sick, ill and injured.

"Do you know Mohammed married a twelve-year-old girl?"

—No need.

—Mohammed had a lot of wives ... In those days wealthy men took care of a lot of people.

"That's a strange story."

—Back when!

—My mother and father didn't like me.

"Did I say that?"

—Back when!

—The world will never know.

"I have a story for you."

—I'm waiting.

—I knew this was a new level.

"What did I do this time?"

—Back when!

—Just the roses.

"What did I say this time?"

—Back when!

—I'm singing in the pain!

"Follow me to certain death."

—I'm waiting.

—I've been reading Great Expectations.

"May you live in interesting times."

Doing nothing.

—Singing while Rome burns.

[Someone not having the courtesy to get off the phone and talk to you after you've done something to help them out a lot]

—Back when!

—Don't ever worry about something you can't change.

"You would have gone right through it." [A second inheritance]

—No need.

—What that is, is, a cheap trick.

"Don't let him even close to your money – He'll go right through it."

—No need.

—The inexpensive places are pretty good.

"There's a woman going through our garbage outside."

—Back when!

—Something for everyone.

"I brought you a present from Brazil!" [Saying so, without actually giving you anything]

—Back when!

—I didn't see the whole thing.

"The author does present some challenging facts, but he does not present any alternative theory."

—No need.

—I don't want to dirty my hands.

"You've shattered my childhood illusions."

—I'm waiting.

—Do you want a knuckle sandwich?

"Do you know any good icebreakers?"

—Back when!

—There's big fish and there's little fish.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

—I'm waiting.

—I don't know ... but it breaks the ice!

"What happened to your roommate?"

—Back when!

—Not in my house.

"Where are your dogs? I read about you in the newspaper. Aren't you the Night Cabbie? Why don't I see you down at the Aquatic Park any more? How was your New Year?"

—Back when!

—Anyway, what prompts this question? ... Thank you! ...Who would have guessed? ... Thank you! ... I can't compare ... Thank you! ... Why so many questions? ... Thank you! ... More questions than God.

"What's the story?"

—Back when!

—I can't be serious.

"What's your story?"

—I'm waiting.

—I'll wear a T-shirt that says, "I can't be serious."

"What if everybody started using your comebacks?"

—I'm waiting.

—They will.

"Richard's dogs are so well-behaved."

—No need.

—I knew it was too good to be true.

"You and me, kid!"

—Back when!

—Even more trouble for the rednecks.

[Honest way to renege on a party]

—Back when!

—I'm taking a real vacation on the day of your gathering ... I'm not going to be there ... My plans aren't final, however, Thank you!

"It's your life."

Doing nothing.

—I hope none of this is going on my permanent record.

"It's your apartment."

—Back when!

—Less is more.

"Is that your dog?"

—I'm waiting.

—Can you tell?

"Is that your car?"

—I'm waiting.

—People think, "He may be crazy, but he's making money!"

"In your dreams."

Doing nothing.

—You won't regret it.

"Sweet dreams!"

—I'm waiting.

—What do I get out of being poor?

"I prefer to not bore you with it."

—I'm waiting.

—Jeez.

"Can't you wait a few days before you start cracking jokes?"

—No need.

—For spiritual reasons.

"Your friends are weird."

—I'm waiting.

—It's hard to beat a suicide squad.

"What advice are you going to give your teammates?" [Before the Super Bowl]

—Back when!

—Stay focused.

["You came in here the other day in an orange jacket." "That wasn't me."] "You look different."

—I'm waiting.

—And you ask me why I'm happy.

"You said something different yesterday."

Doing nothing.

—1. Yes. 2. No. 3. After Halloween. 4. I was wrong.

"Now you've contradicted yourself three times."

—Back when!

—Or someone.

"And you did it again!"

—Back when!

—Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

"Why did you go this way? Why didn't you go around by the ball park?"

—No need.

—I've been down that road before.

"You keep flip-flopping. You're just making up your story as you go along."

—No need.

—Sometimes I change my emphasis, but my story is always the same.

"Why did you go this way?"

—Back when!

—Don't go around in a circle.

"What did it say?" [Business card]

—I'm waiting.

—Some things that should not be forgotten were lost.

"What did he say?" [Translate Japanese for me]

—Back when!

—Very subtle.

"Where did you guys go?"

—Back when!

—We could all fit in a space ship – They're big.

"Where did you get this?" [The salmon-rolled cream cheese hors d'oeuvres you made]

—Back when!

—There's just no comparison.

"Where did this girl come from?"

—I'm waiting.

—From the stars?

"How did you get to be so pretty?"

—Back when!

—It's hard to say.

"You are so beautiful! How did you get so beautiful?"

—Back when!

—You take a shower in the moonlight.

"Smiley needs to reconsider her easy answer and give some thought to the real-world complexities of this situation."

—No need.

—Get someone richer, who will really torture you with their philosophy of life – Oprah, the genius, right?

"I feel duped." [From Oprah Winfrey]

—Back when!

—Somehow they've got people convinced being honest – taking shit – is good for you.

"How did this Operating System get to be so complicated?"

—Back when!

—That's a whole study in itself, huh?

"God bless you! How could I resist?"

—No need.

—It's hard for everyone.

"It springs ahead in the spring, and falls back in the fall."

Doing nothing.

—Early is better than later.

"Well, now, see? That's another story."

—I'm waiting.

—Eight things at once.

"What do you mean, he was coming at you?"

—Back when!

—He must have been drunk.

"Well, now you've told four different stories."

—I'm waiting.

—Way before that.

"Well, you see, now? That's a different story you're telling now."

—I'm waiting.

—Let's forget it! – I can see you're not serious.

"Is that legal?"

—No need.

—What's the score?

"Isn't this a conflict of interest?"

—Back when!

—Looks like you're ready to go into the Army.

"Isn't it against the law to plant a tree there?"

—Back when!

—Why not do something you decide to do?

[Someone going on and on about the prices of things]

—Back when!

—That's something to think about.

"I think you should do more art."

—I'm waiting.

—Sooner or later, right?

"Do you ever sell your art?"

—I'm waiting.

—If we can.

"How is your art selling on eBay?"

—I'm waiting.

—It's meaningless to someone of my stature.

"There was an attempt but the graphics could be so much better."

—I'm waiting.

—It's just like music – You have to build up a following.

"When are you going to grow up?"

—Back when!

—This is the problem with success.

"Grow up!"

Doing nothing.

—And have a sense of humor about it!

"You said you don't want Sam sitting at the dumb table."

—Back when!

—Nothing to land me in jail.

"Icarus, have you considered asking the girl who I recommended for you the other day?"

—Back when!

[See Icarus and the Gutter Snipe]

"Have a nice day." [Sarcastically, having pointed out a nasty detail in the fine print]

Doing nothing.

—You can see why people need lawyers.

"Lying about your age."

—Back when!

—Why do you think that is?

"One Day I Will Be As Cool As These People Posted by Brandon @ 2:47 pm http://tedjesuschristgod.org http://forbiddentruth.8k.com http://www.timecube.com http://www.taxi1010.com Filed under: Web Finds" [Link from The Brandon Abell Experience]

Doing nothing.

—One of those fancy ones.

"Oh, get a life, will you?"

Doing nothing.

—Don't tell!

"How do you sum up your entire life?"

—Back when!

—I love Virginia.

"That's life!"

—I'm waiting.

—The more you know, the less you need.

"Think rich."

—No need.

—Let's call it the good side, and the dark side – Brownies!

"I'm married." [They're lying, and a lie is not a sound foundation for anything real; if they start off lying and you're blind to it, you're in real trouble, because you don't see when you're lying to yourself]

—No need.

—Hold it up a little higher, and don't pull it out all the way.

"Are you married?"

—I'm waiting.

—Funny that you're interested.

"Pervert!"

—I'm waiting.

—Like yourself!

"Are we ever going to get married?"

—Back when!

—I'm waiting till I can.

"I don't like it when you pluck your eyebrows like that."

—Back when!

—I don't want to have to pretend I'm a financial genius.

"I'm never coming back here."

Doing nothing.

—Everything's ready to go.

"Why didn't you turn there? – I would have taken the Broadway tunnel."

—No need.

—Play wrong!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

REFLECTIONS

 
 
 
 
 

26-AUG-1999.

Paradoxically

Down in San Diego I had the dubious pleasure of sitting near a woman in a movie theater who kept talking back to the actress on the screen, "Oh, get a life, will you?" — as if the movie star could hear her! I heard her, and so did everyone else in the theater.

Insults seem to be propagated unconsciously from one person to another because so few people know antidotes. It's sort of like, "Here's a good insult — Pass it on!" People in corporations are especially adept at propagating fear and intimidation, though it's quite easy to propagate light and understanding in the opposite direction. I wouldn't give mean people any warmth, though. It's sensible to hold severe prejudice against them, and whenever possible, to subtly drive them away. When someone says, "Get a life!" you can simply say,

Doing nothing.

When I started teaching verbal self-defense in San Francisco, I realized certain people didn't know what parts of themselves were worth protecting. It's useful to see yourself as a person who just wants to have fun and who deserves to understand everything that's going on. (Though at your place of employment, always act real serious.)

Then, by meeting an insult half-way, you can raise just enough tension to blend with it and safely brush it aside.


26-AUG-1999.

Setup Questions

A setup question seems innocent enough —
It's what comes after that's important.

"Is that legal?" is a setup question
designed to lull or frighten you.

People who ask them have some belief
their parents are important.

Jesus had some belief
that children are important.


06-APR-2014.

 

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—I'm waiting.