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WINGS |
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"I'll be waiting for you when school is over." |
Pretty much. |
As if something terrible is going on that's never gone on before. |
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"I'll see you tonight." |
Pretty much. |
As you like. |
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"I'll wait then, because I don't have to get to work until ten." |
Too early! |
Shoot monkeys when they walk by. |
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"I'll let you know." |
Pretty much. |
Otherwise, you'd be dead or in prison. |
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"At least now when I call you a bitch, I'll know what you look like." |
Or vice versa. |
Far worse! |
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"Look, I'll make it easy for you." [Interrupting you] |
Or vice versa. |
If this happened a lot it would be a joke. |
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"You have to curb your wheels or I'll give you a ticket." |
Pretty much. |
I don't have anything else to do. |
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"I can't say what I like?" :: WildCard-6 |
Says who? |
The elephant in the room no one talks about ... The Dancing Queen. |
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"Did you like them?" [All the the Sufi books by Idries Shah] |
Pretty much. |
A convoy. |
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["I used to be a systems programmer at IBM."] "You don't like that?" |
Says who? |
You don't want to be in an unwritten play with no form or words. |
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"When does your flight leave?" |
Too early! |
Don't tell anyone my secret. |
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"Do you remember what flight it is?" |
Too early! |
That's not something you have to worry about. |
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"Is your worst half coming to the party?" |
Says who? |
It's unknown. |
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"Do I look like I need to watch my weight?" |
Too early! |
No evidence. |
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"I usually take 280." |
Pretty much. |
Without anyone knowing why. |
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Says who? |
You lack understanding When I was very young I felt no one liked me, so I didn't learn to like people. |
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"Staying out of trouble today?" |
Too early! |
Are you lucky! |
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"Is this a new leaf, or are you in trouble?" |
Or vice versa. |
Okay, boss! |
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"Don't let it strangle you!" |
Too early! |
That's right! ... Keep your head up! ... Thanks for the visual! |
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"Don't get shot today." |
Too early! |
That's what retired is, right? |
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"How much did you make today?" |
Too early! |
I haven't figured it out yet. |
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"Today is not my day." |
Says who? |
The little star. |
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"We had sex before, so what's the problem now?" |
Pretty much. |
It's not what you do that brings success, it's what you don't do. [Also see, Peer Pressure] |
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"I guess we can't go dancing!" |
Says who? |
The first step is to slow down. |
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"Is this line open?" |
Too early! |
Diplomatic, huh? |
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"Icarus, if you need my help, let me know. I will recommend other girls for you. I know one chick who would probably be suitable for you. Both of you would be a very compatible match." [Pulls out a picture of a really fat girl] |
Pretty much. |
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"Why don't you take Kathy Jo, here She'd love to go?" |
Too early! |
Someone might. |
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["Is it okay to call you Arthur?"] "No, it isn't." |
Too early! |
It's a wonderful opportunity for somebody. |
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"And I suppose my work isn't as important as yours?" |
Says who? |
You're your own Walt Disney! |
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"It's not nice to talk like that." |
Says who? |
It's pretty silly if you can get fresh. |
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"Do you like it?" [The bitter tasting Chianti with too much tannin] |
Too early! |
It's an acquired taste. |
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"You don't like?" |
Or vice versa. |
What good is it? |
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«Dealing with mean people» |
Pretty much. |
It's attention better spent elsewhere. |
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"Aren't you a stewardess? Isn't that just like being a waitress in the sky?" |
Pretty much. |
It costs nothing to qualify. |
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["Where are you from?"] "You sound like Immigration." |
Or vice versa. |
Whose cousin? |
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"How come you didn't tell me this before?" |
Too early! |
So it's no one you know. |
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"Why is this giving me difficulties?" [The key stuck in the door lock] |
Too early! |
One little thing and it'll open the door. |
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"We all have our difficulties." |
Says who? |
You always have energy ... You always have energy to do things you like ... If you fix your attention on something, you don't get tired. |
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"Calvin, why are we both failures?" |
Says who? |
Delmour Schwartz says, "Let your conscience be your bride." ... The world is a wedding! |
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"Your dog is really messed-up." |
Says who? |
Not what we'd hoped ... You know, they're acute smellers. |
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"Thanks. For a while there, I was afraid my career was in a stall like yours." |
Says who? |
Do not pass Go. |
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"I don't like you, okay?" |
Too early! |
Let's let it go. Let's wait. |
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"Nothing's impossible." |
Says who? |
There's nothing to do, anyway. |
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"Are you staying for dinner?" [You're hanging out with friends, and you don't know what they're doing] |
Too early! |
If I get hungry, I'll eat. |
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"You don't have a minute, huh?" |
Says who? |
I'd just like to see it. |
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"You don't like the walnuts?" |
Or vice versa. |
All those things. |
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"Why does he look like that?" [Handicapped child] |
Too early! |
Such a miracle. |
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["What's happening, brother?"] "I ain't yo' brother!" [White guy to a black guy] |
Too early! |
It's just something you have to learn. |
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"I like you, you know." |
Pretty much. |
That's the best thing to do. |
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"Now if you don't do that, what happens?" |
Pretty much. |
The same. |
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"How many Savings & Loans can say that?" |
Pretty much. |
Wouldn't it be nice not to be rich? To just be a peasant digging a ditch? |
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"I call him dumb-ass; you know, term of endearment." |
Or vice versa. |
It's just if you're nursing. |
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"You'd like that a lot." |
Pretty much. |
I have my own rules. |
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"You don't want her to grow up like Al, do you?" |
Pretty much. |
Still waters run deep. |
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"Do you do it because you like it or because you have to?" |
Pretty much. |
If you have the time. |
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"Come on, Ridgey, you can walk!" |
Too early! |
In a lot of ways. |
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"He's a rat!" [Spoken in a voice loud enough for you to overhear] |
Pretty much. |
Getting healthy. |
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"He looks like a rat." |
Pretty much. |
Hate me, hate my dog! |
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"Oooo, Watch out! That's a terrible thing to say!" |
Or vice versa. |
Totally insensitive. |
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Or vice versa. |
They're artists We don't understand them. |
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"It's true all these misfits." |
Says who? |
Vox Clamantis In Deserto. |
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"It's just like anything else." |
Or vice versa. |
It's all jungle. |
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"I don't like patients who are headed for trouble." |
Pretty much. |
If you let kids get into trouble, if they can get out of it, they do real well. |
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"Richard, you really are a rat, you know?" |
Pretty much. |
Yeah, a gutter snipe. |
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"That's not like you." |
Says who? |
Misspent youth. |
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"That's just like you." |
Pretty much. |
It's not like a car where you leave it off. |
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"Do you like the opera?" |
Pretty much. |
If you can. |
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"Do you like dinosaurs?" |
Pretty much. |
You don't? |
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04-JUL-1999.
The Sun, the Moon, the Tides,
and the Cathedral
A cathedral symbolizes a person's body. When someone acts like they know what's going on inside your mind and body, they are violating your cathedral. They are simply guessing about your ideals, they have no idea what sweets and bitters you really like, what experiences you have had, or what you wish, and they have no business laying their hands on you. Especially when they are right, they are wrong.
My head is the sun
It makes light.
My spine and my lungs are the moon
They make tides.
My fingers and toes are stars
They have will.
Then that's being yourself
That's what kids are like.
One of my dogs is a brindled Scottie named Paris who hangs out with me at Bette's Oceanview Diner. Paris has long grey hair and if you don't look carefully, you might mistake him for an otter. "Oh, my God!" some lady exclaimed this afternoon as we pushed through a crowd of shoppers, "He looks like a rat!" Actually, he does, and I didn't think anything of it until later, at the Point Isabel dog park, when I happened to mention the incident to one of my close friends. "Oooo, Watch out! That's a terrible thing to say!" Alex said.
"Or vice versa," I said.
"So what did you say?" Alex said with a gleam in his eye. "Well, actually I didn't say anything," I started to say. "You see, I had already walked past her, and I couldn't quite tell if she had been describing me or Paris. Now if she had been talking about Paris, ...."
21-JAN-2013.
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As follows
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