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Patient refers to it as stargate-eight-two

A Turncoat.2






—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—An acquired taste.

—Very elusive.

Every chance. Happy trails! 




Mounting a Butterfly — A person's real feelings last only a few seconds. They are "—Very elusive." Speaking a little too loudly, they think everyone has an angle - They pepper you with throwaway phrases & try to nail you with things Trotsky might have said in 1906 - When all else fails, they simply bellow at you.





[throwaway phrases, small talk] - When you're around certain people, you get the idea they don't want you to wish to be alive - They want you to obey their every whim - They don't want you to like yourself! - They want you to like them - You think of things to say to see what someone's up to - It really saves a lot of trouble - First, they rib and ridicule anyone who's better than them ... so they can destroy them - Second, they don't know they're not smart - So one week they're nice, one week they're not, and one week they're out of touch - They're boisterous, loud, superficial & shallow - You can do better than that - Just have fun.

The Age of Significance, ages 20-23




Exactly what someone said [or did]
... usually not very original.

The thoughts of a "bad child"
... to free your mind again.




"I want you to play a great game of basketball, kid!"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—They have little power games they play to feel important.

"Welcome to the sidewalk, man!" [Sarcastically, from an irate pedestrian; you're pinned in a driveway by heavy traffic]

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, IT'S BAD! [With a stoner drawl] ... Kill yourself!

"You're welcome." [Dark sarcasm]

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—That would help, huh?

"What's new, Richard?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Especially for people who are living by the skin of their teeth.

"What's new there?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Just so much.

"What do you do for a living?" [To a six-year-old]

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Make friends.

"What was the weather like during the last week?"

—An acquired taste.

—It was brutal.

"My God, you look terrible – Did you get any sleep last night?"

—Very elusive.

—And I'm looking forward to a long, rich, full life.

"When was the last time you saw Richard?"

—Very elusive.

—Squandering his inheritance.

"Everything seems to be a target for him."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—It's double what it was.

"Someone should put him to sleep."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—Please ... Not the fly swatter!

"Last month I mailed the letter to your post office address, but the post office returned my letter back to me."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—That was good and it didn't cost anything.

"Picky, picky, picky!"

—An acquired taste.

—Not that much.

"Don't be so picky."

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—What do you get out of being good?

"Don't be picky."

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.

"Where's my friendship bracelet?"

—Very elusive.

—Think of something better to do.

"Have you met your new neighbors?" [Let's see ... the two girls who lived upstairs moved out ... no one else has actually moved in]

—Very elusive.

—In this country everyone's weird.

"Faith in what sense?"

—Very elusive.

—Where would you look inside if you were going to look for something?

"What's new in the world?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—The meek shall inherit the earth. (Psalms 37:11)

"So, what's new?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Day and night.

"Anything new?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Nothing we haven't planned for.

"Well, is it something new?"

—An acquired taste.

—At least it's different.

"This is new!"

—An acquired taste.

—It's a huge success.

"How much longer are you going to hog the computer?"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—You don't have to pretend there's something wrong with you.

"What are your New Year's resolutions?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—To make love to as many different women as possible.

"How's your wife?"

—Very elusive.

—Life is like that, too.

"How's your husband?"

—An acquired taste.

—Suddenly sensitive.

"I don't want to get undressed in front of him ... I don't want him to see me."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

How to be nice to more people ... You're safe .. I'm sure you'll work it out ... I'm sure we're going to see the burning bush pretty soon!

"Hide! – I don't want him to see you!"

—An acquired taste.

—This is where I've learned everything.

"Usually all I have to do is take off my clothes."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—I have that effect on people.

"Where do you get such pretty clothes?"

—An acquired taste.

—Not a lot at a time.

"I stand corrected."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—I don't have to be right.

"I looked at your website the other day."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—It's many things.

"What is meant by the stargates?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—People don't have thoughts and feelings – They have realizations.

"Non-escalating Verbal Self-Defense – What is that?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—Tonic, we call it – It's an old-fashioned art.

"You were nice to her! – You don't want to ruin your reputation."

—An acquired taste.

—It's gonna break your heart!

"You do have a reputation."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—But, that's the story!

"Since when?"

—An acquired taste.

—I will put this in my garden of wonders.

"It must be so hard for you since your parents got a divorce."

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—It isn't – I don't suffer THAT much.

"Where would you like to go if you could go anyplace?"

—Very elusive.

—It's very, very close.

"How was your honeymoon?"

—An acquired taste.

—Highly recommended.

"I love the smell in here! – It's very grandfatherly."

—Very elusive.

—Did someone step on a duck?

"Tell your wife that one."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—What a good story.


—Very elusive.

—Always blooming.

"How's that pretty wife of yours?"

—Very elusive.

—She talks about you all the time. She says, "How's that stud?"

"What's she see in you, anyway?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—True colors.

"You're the last one?"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—Who says you're not?

"So, when is the market going to slip?"

—Very elusive.

—Big mystery.

"What do you do all night on the Internet ... besides go to porn sites?"

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—You should get a book on Japanese farmhouse architecture.

"Period. End of story."

—Empty crackerjack box in cage.

—We're through for the week.

"Are we done being neighbors for now?"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—You're supposed to do what's good for your life.

"May the force be with you!"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—Even now.

"Live long and prosper."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—Lots of luck.

"Brother, keep the faith!"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—As long as you're alive, you're doing all right.

"Fuck me!"

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—If you don't have four tickets to the Sharks, you're not a real man!

"Enjoy the show."

—Every chance. Happy trails!

—The sequel's called, "Another Part of the Forest."





























As follows

CODE WORDS: anyplace, anyway, basketball, besides, bracelet, clothes, corrected, drift, during, enjoy, faith, [fart], force, grandfatherly, him, hog, honeymoon, husband, imagined, last, living, looked, mailed, market, names, new, neighbors, non-escalating, period, picky, prosper, protective, reputation, resolutions, since, stargates, trip, welcome, wife


"Beak bird"

—Very elusive.