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It comes and it goes.

 
 

36. Parking Detail

 
 
 

People live in their emotions, and if they see you're doing something else, say, nurturing yourself, they try to slice and dice you! Put your attention where you want it to go – That's your secret weapon. (–Source: taxi1010.com stargate11)

 

"The technology is only second-rate." [Criticizing your new iPad]
—It comes and it goes.
—Killed any good animals today?

 

"I'll have to give you a rain check."
—It comes and it goes.
—I know, it's hard for me, too.

 

"Are you prepared?"
—It comes and it goes.
—Clear and concise.

 

"Those dogs are ready to go!"
—It comes and it goes.
—Sharp.

 

"He needs a leash and the other one doesn't?"
—It comes and it goes.
—Rufus, you old rascal! While you're at it, bring me a mint julep out on the veranda.

 

"Do I have a name, man?"
—It comes and it goes.
—Now what are you going to do?

 

"What's her name?" [Your daughter's]
—It comes and it goes.
—Same thing.

 

"Well! She has a name! Maureen."
—It comes and it goes.
—You know, there's people who prey on people who don't.

 

"Yuck!" [Catching a whiff of a psychological secret]
—It comes and it goes.
—That part of you is alive.

 

"You smell go-ood!" [Two guys carrying on in front of their dates]
—It comes and it goes.
—That's obvious.

 

"Butler's a little bulldog, huh? You're better than me, but here we come!"
—It comes and it goes.
—Off to the races.

 

[Someone intentionally bumping you]
—It comes and it goes.
—I don't know – Who's on first? ... (It's just testosterone) ... No argument there! [They're always trying to start something; you have to learn to throw cold water on it when they're provoking]

 

"You bumped me on purpose!" [Out on the street]
—It comes and it goes.
—You need closure here! ... Not cheap! ... It's good when you're taking bows on the concert tour ... Don't tell!

 

"Are we that ugly? – He's hiding."
—It comes and it goes.
—That's not fair – I wouldn't worry about it.

 
 

"This is it? God, this is a tiny apartment." [From one of the new movers]
—It comes and it goes.
—It's nothing, money; it's when you don't have it.

 

"Johann Sebastian Bach?"
—It comes and it goes.
—You know there's people like that; they're just good at what they do.

 

"Inevitable drip."
—It comes and it goes.
—It was perfect timing, but backwards.

 

"If you move to Seattle and I move to New York, we can get together if you don't find someone else."
—It comes and it goes.
—I know, I know! That's life!

 

"I'm prepared for anything, Richard."
—It comes and it goes.
—Ice and all.

 

"Let's pretend we don't exist – Let's pretend we're in Antarctica."
—It comes and it goes.
—No money.

 

"You're cured."
—It comes and it goes.
—Are you bad when you don't know things?

 
 

 

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