Some people play

false notes:

"Yippee ki-yay ki-yay

is wrong with you!"

Simply count the

number of words they

say, and respond with

the taxi1010.com

Zing-Ching-Tarot!

 

word count = 

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21

22 23 24 25 26 27

28 29 30 31 32 33

34 35 36 37 38 39

 
 
 
 
 

The Exception: It's and we're

are trigger words for serious

infighting, often leading to

thermonuclear exchanges and

mutual self-assured devastation.

When you hear the trigger word

it's, immediately replace

everything they're saying with

the phrase, "Leadership skills!"

When you hear the trigger word

we're, immediately replace

everything they're saying with

the phrase, "New discovery." You

just don't want to waste a second

arguing with or revolving around

a mischievous nitwit. Follow the

royal path to disarmament.

 

"It's not like we're not trying!"

(Word count = 6)

 
 
 
 

What in your life would

survive a shipwreck?

Don't get swept away

by mean, tricky people

and swirling emotions!

Stick to the part of you

that dreams at night

& ~~~~~ # ~~~~~ @

Verbal Mind Candles

 
 

They're being :: Pigheaded

Condescending || Vindictive

Intrusive || Angry || Sarcastic

Ignoring || Vicious || Nasty

Foul-mouthed || Mean-spirited

Trouble-making || Two-faced

Persistent || Annoying || Liars

Dishonest || Holier-than-thou

Counterfeit || Duplicitous ...

 
 

You're feeling :: Emotionally-
blackmailed
|| Frightened

Incensed || Jealous || Neglected

Wounded || Rejected || Trapped

Mortified || Sad || Sorrow

Confused || Stupid || Outcast

Thin-skinned || Lonely || Dread

Drained || Hyper || Hopeless

Berserk || Suicidal ...