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CLINIC

PATIENT

DIAGNOSTIC

Patient refers to it as stargate-six-six

A Patroniser.2

Sadism.2

 

TOOLSET

INFORMAL FALLACY

 

—All kinds.

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—New discovery.

—Not everyone.

Moxie's

Disease

 

Arguing, Endlessly  — Having an argument is a not-so-subtle way of ignoring another person. Sooner or later, you're going to have to stop it. Remember, you're a person, too. It's really easy to put yourself in someone else's place if they're putting themselves in your place - Anyone can sing but not anyone knows how to sing – It's a touch.

 

NOTES TO MYSELF

PSYCHOLOGICAL AGE

CLASS

[counterfeit psychoanalysis] - Religion and all these strange orders from above come from a time when people didn't know anything - Maybe he didn't mean a literal flood –  Maybe he meant a flood of awareness - Religion is just a form - Sometimes people think you're saying one thing when you're really saying another - In religion, they always put the mother in charge; they don't have an "I," let alone a self - They think you're attacking them - Anybody who's the slightest bit religious I'm suspicious of – It shows a lack of character - Whenever anyone second-guesses your feelings, begin by saying, "—New discovery." - Delusion of Grandeur heaven - God wants you to hate yourself - "I know things; you don't know anything; God kisses my ass." <== Total goody-goodies - How can you be simple and be direct and pay attention to things and believe in God? - Or touch the human mind? - Leave 'em to heaven.

The Age of Detachment, ages 16-19

Rules

 

 
 
 
 
 

Exactly what someone said [or did]
... usually not very original.

The thoughts of a "bad child"
... to free your mind again.

TRICKS

WINGS

IDEAS

"Why are you giving me a citation?"

—New discovery.

—You want to see what you're doing and get wise to it.

"Once I shot an elephant wearing my pajamas." (–Groucho Marx)

—All kinds.

—What should I do if I get an urge to kill my mother?

"Mathias said... This is nuts. Like the wit of the staircase filtered through paranoid schizophrenia. Almost better than Timecube."

—All kinds.

—Each way.

"I was watching a huge bird on the feeder, pecking away in the little hole – A green parrot!"

—All kinds.

—It's not wild, and it's not strong ... They enjoy themselves immensely ... Little do they know ... It's just like a parade ... A Macy's parade.

"If I showed you a room without an elephant in the room, the question 'why is there not an elephant in the room?' is not a well-posed question." (–Dr. Peter Harrowell)

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—I'll be glad when this is over.

"If you had to name something, what would you say is the biggest misperception that people have of you?"

—Not everyone.

—More spiritual than thou.

"It's a bit out of your league."

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—Too emotional.

"Is this the minor league of cab driving? And like, New York City's the major league?"

—All kinds.

—What happens when it rains?

"What's the difference between misperception and perception?"

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—Well, Jesus would still be alive if he did it.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird are you?"

—All kinds.

That azalea is really doing good, isn't it? ... It's really strange, isn't it?

["I'm curious ... what's that bell?"] "It's not as if we're not working on it!"

—New discovery.

—What's it called?

["Oh! A cat."] "It's okay ... He's all zipped up."

—New discovery.

—What's its name?

"Quote: 'It kinda makes you wish you had schizoid tendencies...' uh, you used the subjunctive there, why?"

—New discovery.

—Are you worried things aren't correct?

"Thinner women don't usually have large breasts, unless they're, of course, paid for."

—New discovery.

—What else could you want?

"I pushed the red ball across the white room with a string."

—Not everyone.

—That's God's punishment.

"You're too nice at work – It's not a popularity contest."

—Not everyone.

—I'm in a different school.

"He's younger than me – He's thirty-seven."

—Not everyone.

—They don't know how to do certain things.

"DEAR RICHARD HART ... PINNACLE CREDIT SERVICES LLC HAS PURCHASED THE ABOVE REFERENCED ACCOUNT FROM THE ABOVE REFERENCED PREVIOUS CREDITOR ... AS OF THE DATE OF THIS LETTER YOU OWE $12182.89 ...."

—All kinds.

The Kotex that would not burn ... The lending industry term for people such as myself, with seven cents in the bank after a financial train wreck, is "Ruthless Defaulters." How did this amount of money get thrust upon someone who was unemployed? We're not angry; we're beyond all that! We're just dirt poor! [See David Streitfeld's article, "They're Not Paying Anymore," The New York Times, July 26, 2009]

"I think there is such a thing as justifiable attacks."

—New discovery.

—How did I know you were going to say that?

"Experts have opinions, but having an opinion does not make you an expert."

—New discovery.

—If I were smart.

"Dartmouth dropped from 9th to 11th in U.S. News & World Report's 2008 rankings of Best National Universities."

—All kinds.

—How do you think James Dean's father felt?

"Don't you think that dress is a little revealing?"

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—Don't break the spell, that's all I ask.

"How can you go around like that in public?"

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—You orbit I'm doing.

"He's borderline psychotic."

—Not everyone.

—I'm working hard and having fun.

"You're delusional."

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—You're repressed.

"You're paranoid."

—Not everyone.

—You're projecting.

"You're psychotic."

—All kinds.

—Who told you to feel bad?

"You have a cognitive perception disorder."

—New discovery.

—Next they'll kill the penguins in the zoo.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute – We're not talking about you."

—Not everyone.

—It's not my family ... At least you have someone to hate.

"What a snoop."

—New discovery.

—How many single socks do they have in the world?

"You're sadistic."

—New discovery.

—With a cactus on my shoulder, topless, walking down the hill, like a Tuscan.

"I hate to burst your bubble."

—All kinds.

—Are we under the ocean? Are we in a glass bell? Do we have horse heads?

"Perception is reality."

—Not everyone.

—You don't want to be a pervert.

"Reality is very confusing, isn't it?"

—All kinds.

—You have to keep refreshing.

"What is the difference between paranoid and delusional?"

—Not everyone.

—God smells you when you go to heaven, right? "Paranoid" is conscious – you're aware of it; "delusional" is unconscious – you're not aware of it.

[Someone overreacting a little because you bumped into their car; if they just got out of prison, they could pull a knife on you]

—All kinds.

—There's really no need for it.

"I want your information." [To save face in front of their girlfriend]

—All kinds.

—The guy's right on ... Right on! ... What happened? ... No harm? ... No foul? ... Right on!

"We're about to be out of time – I'm sorry to cut you off."

—New discovery.

—Not everyone can get the Irish to shut up.

"I like emeralds – It's my birthstone."

—Too late! Don't mess with me!

—What else is there left?

"You don't drink?"

—All kinds.

—They have amazing things.

"Well, we're human."

—Not everyone.

—Smoking!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

REFLECTIONS

 
 
 
 
 

06-SEP-2014.

 

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As follows

CODE WORDS: 1, 10, Abraham, ball, bird, burst, citation, cognitive, creditor, delusional, disorder, drink, dropped, emeralds, expert, fear, feeder, filtered, fined, green, huge, information, justifiable, league, minor, misperception, Moses, [overreacting], pajamas, paranoid, parrot, perception, popularity, psychotic, public, reality, referenced, revealing, sadistic, scale, snoop, staircase, subjunctive, thinner, timecube, we're, well-posed, wiser, wit, younger, zipped

 

LXVI
Pisces
"Fishes"

—Too late! Don't mess with me!