"Can you call me a cab? – You've got a radio."

—I must be delusional.

"Please accept my apologies!"

—Avoid entanglements!

"At least you're a good sport."

—It's called taking a back seat.

"Got your license?"

—I think that's smart.

"It opens at four."

—Not before.

"Are you about finished? I need to brush my teeth."

—Everything imaginable.

"You're carried away because you want to be carried away. You're caught up in it because you want to be caught up in it." [In pre-election fervor]

—What about snails? – A little at a time.

"Did you understand what I {said || explained || told you}?" [Belittling "Elderspeak"]

—It's surprisingly deep.

"That's rather personal."

—Good old-fashioned service.

"That's personal."

—No one else has them ... Mein Feld ist die welt. (German: "My field is the world.")

"I don't give out personal information."

—Tomorrow I won't even know.

"Don't you look at me like that!"

—How else are you going to know what people are up to?

"Al-Qa'ida . . . you want to blow up the Coit Tower, go ahead." (–Bill O'Reilly, November 10, 2005)

—They might as well be the same person.

"What is government if words have no meaning?" (–Jared L. Loughner to Representative Gabrielle Giffords, Democrat of Arizona, months before going on an impulsive shooting rampage, killing six, including a child) – One unconscious memory buried on top of another unconscious memory leads to impulsive teenage behavior ... Motivated by thrill ... Anything to avoid feeling bad ... Manic! ... fuels their anger ... they get impulsive.

—It hurts your feelings to be surrounded by people who think you're something than what you really are ... It's like murder ... Tribal decadence ... Jesus could have had a really good pushcart ... Seek all possible pleasure; avoid all dishonorable pain ... Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness ... In a Tucson, Arizona Memorial on January 12, 2011, Mr. Obama said, "We should be sure we are talking to each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds."

"You have no idea what it's like to have a child who is mentally ill."

—I'm very grateful.

"I hope you get cancer and die slowly."

—You'll get everything.

"You don't need that typewriter – Let me give it to your sister."

—It all evens out.

"All right, fair enough."

—So it's coming back.

"You're selfish."

—Guilt! Dog guilt! ... Stop putting on airs.

"Don't be so selfish!"

—Living from deal to deal.

"That's fair enough."

—Will do.

"Fair enough."

—Just say no to giving away money.

"Be fair to yourself."

—Most Buddhists are critical goody-goodies.

"That's not fair."

—Too absurd to be believed.

"That's not fair – I don't like that."

—People are not brought up to respect themselves.

"What took you so long?"

—Ever waiting.

"Oh, don't brush your teeth with that."

—You like it?

"Thank you for being on time."

—It is messy.

"Can you say thank you?"

—One tea set per group.

"I don't know – You're the one who has to look at it."

—That's life in the fast lane.

"Look! Look! Look!"

—Run up the middle! Run up the middle!

"I just saw the soufflé – Look at that!"

—Because it bores me – That's the secret of great diets.

"Look at this! Look at this!" [Mounted dogs, not being "politically correct"]

—Man!

"Don't look at me that way!"

—Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!

"Don't look at me."

—To hide out . . . to hide out from all the hyperbole and hullabaloo.

"Don't look at me when you say that."

—I know – You don't do things like that.

"Don't give me that look."

—You're doing really good, and I'm going to give you a big raise.

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

—The nicer you are to someone, the more they hate you.

"I want to see your driver license ... I want to see you in my office."

—Do you feel you've done something wrong and you're going to ... be punished? ... Oh, I made two hundred thousand dollars yesterday.

"Did you take him to the vet?"

—We can do that anytime.

"remember meeeeeeeee, your brother and salvation? you fuck."

—Don't lend him any money.

"Avoid hell. Repent. Trust Jesus today."

—It's the centennial.

"God, you keep amazing records!"

—A Christian can find a good sign in anything.

"You really know how to fold clothes!"

—You know, you don't always have to do what the boss tells you to do.

"You're so organized."

—It's nice to make mistakes.

"I don't appreciate your parking your car right up against mine."

—Most of the people who get good things don't deserve them.

"It's a brand new car, too."

—The more I look, the more I see how nice life is.

"I stood right there and watched you do it."

—She's just on the verge of drinking with her eyes.

"You're here because you were caught."

—Just because you're happy, you don't have to throw it in my face.

"You know, Ashley, I don't appreciate that."

—At least it's safe.

"Thanks – I really appreciate that."

—Take a bow.

["The bus went that way!"] "That's for MUNI only!" [From an angry police officer making everyone, except the bus, turn right]

—They're a law unto themselves.

"THANK YOU . . . YOU ARE VERY KIND." [Sarcastically, from a police officer]

—It never hurts to be held back a year.

"It's going to be a while – I don't like being stared at."

—Not many people can turn nothing into something.

"You have trouble with authority figures."

—As if you're not supposed to.

"Mind if I turn on the light?"

—Most Christians would think that was an insult.

"Um, do you think we can turn off the lights?"

—This is my dream.

"Will you turn the overhead light off?" [With an air of untold grief]

—Is anything okay?

"The problem is, I don't believe your figures."

—I'm not sorry I asked, but could we set it aside?

"Maybe we could live without the wisecracks."

—It's much better to have something pleasant.

"Appreciate it."

—Just have some patience.

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"If you don't understand it, you never will."

—You know, there's a reason when people get some money, they move out of the slums.

"You just don't understand."

—For obvious reasons.

"You'll never understand it."

—Whenever possible go back to root causes.

"What part of no don't you understand?"

—It was all in my mind.

"Take good care of him – He's new around here – Make him feel at home."

—If I can, I will.

"How are you folks doing? Okay?"

—Sooner or later, huh?

"Taxi101: the orderly way to be insane." [Link from www.montalk.net]

—Now you see it, . . .

"I told your boss about you."

—As it is written, so shall it be done.

"You're the boss."

—What you do with yourself is up to you.

"Okay, boss."

—Pretty uphill.