"I've Got Moxie's Disease! — Fast Verbal Comebacks — from taxi1010.com"

 

(1.) To choose from a variety of appropriate responses to taunts, verbal abuse, and insults, click any red code word.

(2.) To return, click any red code word again!

 
 

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["Hi!"] [The cold shoulder]

 

With a body like that, you could go places!

 

Do you know who that is?

 
 

Oooo, Watch out! That's a terrible thing to say!

 

That's not what Dino is saying.

 
 

I hate it! – What do you think? [About her haircut]

 

Whassup?

 

You have a freak flag – You just don't fly it.

 

You got a great tan! [to a Black woman]

 

But you have such a pretty face.

 

That was a sad movie.

 
 

That's your idea of a good wine? Where did you grow up again?

 

What are you, a child?

 
 

Nice BMW!

 

You didn't eat all your food.

 

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

 

Don't go into the kitchen – It looks bad.

 

I have five children to feed.

 

[Car horn / finger / drive-by combo]

 
 

I was totally not ready for the test, and I failed!

 

Do you wear those shoes at work every day?

 
 

[Credit card declined]

 

He'd be nice for you – He's a rebel.

 

So you had a nice Thanksgiving?

 

Not my department.

 

I'd let you in if you weren't driving a Japanese car.

 

You're so organized.

 
 

Don't you think that dress is a little revealing?

 

No, I don't want an extra receipt – I don't cheat people.

 
 

How much did you pay for that?

 

So how does your mom feel about the breakoff of your engagement?

 

What time do you come in in the morning?

 

You're a loser.

 

[The finger]

 

No!

 
 

No sale, not today.

 

Don't say hello or anything – just ignore us.

 
 

Are you looking for somebody? [Hostess at a fine restaurant]

 

Who told you to think? I don't give you enough information to think.

 

Why don't you have kids?

 

 

We haven't visited in a while.

 

Have you got a cigarette?

 
 
 

Did you graduate?

 

Does it cost anything?

 
 

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Copyright © 2001-2012 Richard Ames Hart and Amoret Phillips

 

Moxie's
Disease

• All troubles begin with a single sentence

• Go back to the source and defend yourself with spirit, courage, skill, and know-how — with Moxie's Disease!

 

• Contains 88 cards

• Each has an attack, a hint for defending yourself, and on the reverse side, a variety of two-word ripostes to nourish emotional intelligence.

• "You've Got a Life — Now Defend It!"

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You're a loser.

[Hint: They're taking you down a primrose path, that seems easy and appropriate enough, until you get to the can of worms!]

 

1.

Like crazy!
Totally different.
At best.
MANY TIMES!

—MANY TIMES!
—Part of one big machine.

 

But you have such a pretty face.

[Hint: They're withholding warmth or information, trying to make you feel jealous]

 

2.

No doubt.
Very enriching.
I guess.
Close enough.

—No doubt.
—What is there not to like?

 

[The finger]

[Hint: They're trying to get you going by posing trick questions, or falsely complimenting you]

 

3.

Whoa! Threatening.
And everything!
As if.
Why bother?

—As if.
—Quick reflexes! Stick it in your ear! Slit your throat!

 

What are you, a child?

[Hint: When they're attacking your character, get angry!]

 

5.

Unheard of.
More you!
Be resourceful.
Keep going! ...

—Be resourceful.
—Keep your eye on the sky.

 

No sale, not today.

[Hint: They're "above it all." The least you're putting yourself out, the more they'll respect you]

 

6.

Avoid entanglements.
Someone else.
You wonder.
Well said.

—Someone else.
—Some do, some don't.

 

How much did you pay for that?

[Hint: When you allow someone to praise you, you're giving them the implicit right to criticize you]

 

14.

Nothing much.
Just about.
The distance.
Can't wait!

—Can't wait!
—One of the more useless things on this earth.

 

Oooo, Watch out! That's a terrible thing to say!

[Hint: They're jumping the gun, trying to make you commit too soon]

 

16.

Pretty much.
Says who?
Different times.
Too early!

—Pretty much.
—Totally insensitive.

 

Do you know who that is?

[Hint: Totally unprovoked, they're taking potshots at you]

 

21.

Don't volunteer!
We'll manage.
And more!
Very mysterious.

—And more!
—Who wouldn't?

 

Nice BMW!

[Hint: They're drawing on class distinctions, or status]

 

28.

What's next?
Real old-fashioned.
Anytime, right?
In case.

—Anytime, right?
—Nice on mud.

 

Whassup?

[Hint: While we're making good-faith gestures towards evolving solutions, they're bedeviling us]

 

29.

Since when?
A joke!
Nothing crucial.
Just so!

—Just so!
—You don't want to go there.

 

That's your idea of a good wine? Where did you grow up again?

[Hint: They're trying to give you your "just deserts" – it's your comeuppance – What they say takes precedence over what you say]

 

32.

Not alone.
All around.
Do less.
It's unstoppable.

—All around.
—Sometimes it does pay to be ignorant.

 

Not my department.

[Hint: They're embarrassing you by airing their dirty laundry, and subjecting you to their "unconscious slips"]

 

33.

And furthermore!
Just vicious.
Not anymore.
Even less.

—Not anymore.
—Who is better at earning a living and making their way in the world?

 

You got a great tan! [to a Black woman]

[Hint: They're all baboons in a tree. Keep back a little. Lay low. In a world full of wolves, be wise as a serpent, and humble as a dove]

 

34.

Plenty!—Worse!
Smarten up!
That's impressive.
It's deeper.

—It's deeper.
—Don't let it get you down.

 

I'd let you in if you weren't driving a Japanese car.

[Hint: The deceptive ingredients of Passive Aggression ... Ostracism, Feigned innocence, Wolf's clothing]

 

36.

Right!—Absolutely.
It's important!
They're separate.
Go slow!

It's important!
—Sounds like you just about had it.

 

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[Hint: They're trying to lay burdens on you - Why shouldn't a person learn as much as possible about sticking up for themselves?]

 

37.

Very nice.
Nothing urgent.
Either way.
Can't miss.

—Either way.
—Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die.

 

[Credit card declined]

[Hint: This is bait & switch - They goad you with something desirable, then flip you over to something less desirable]

 

38.

Saved again!
Violent enough.
Very serious.
It's overwhelming.

—Violent enough.
—I'm not the first bad person.

 

No, I don't want an extra receipt – I don't cheat people.

[Hint: Full of hot air, hype, and invincible ignorance, they're bragging about it! - They just have the one thing to say to you to make you feel like two cents]

 

40.

See that?
Very strict.
Not bad.
Big change!

—Not bad.
—Does that mean that I am?

 

That was a sad movie.

[Hint: They're playing on our sense that others know better than we do]

 

42.

Even you?
Personal touch.
Above all!
Without trying!

—Above all!
—How little we know.

 

I hate it! – What do you think? [About her haircut]

[Hint: They're baiting you — Everybody regresses a little bit when they're around friends]

 

44.

I'm sure.
Another triumph.
Spare me!
Never naïve.

—Spare me!
—I don't care what the angels say to you.

 

So you had a nice Thanksgiving?

[Hint: They're trying to deconstruct or finesse you into a bleak and sour place (Can you see the hatred gases swirling in the sewer of their mind?)]

 

45.

It's shocking.
No wonder.
I hope.
Not many.

—I hope.
—Expect more!

 

You're so organized.

[Hint: They're harassing you. You don't have to say clever things to have a nice life. Do as little as possible]

 

47.

All set.
No sweat.
It's ludicrous!
We'll wait.

—No sweat.
—It's nice to make mistakes.

 

["Hi!"] [The cold shoulder]

[Hint: They're expressing hostility — In the olden days, if you said certain things, they'd kill you. That's the world their grandparents came from]

 

50.

Anything missing?
Total waste.
Many more!
It's murder!

—It's murder!
—It's practically killing me!

 

He'd be nice for you – He's a rebel.

[Hint: They're pushing your buttons - When you're around them, take your entire mind on a vacation]

 

51.

Clean slate!
Someone must.
Or else!
The reverse!

Clean slate!
—Everyone has to tell themselves what to do.

 

No!

[Hint: They're assuming too much - Like in the movie, The Sixth Sense, they just see what they want to see]

 

52.

Within reach!
It's ridiculous.
I'm easy.
Missed out.

—Within reach!
—A little goes a long way.

 

Don't go into the kitchen – It looks bad.

[Hint: They're using exaggeration or hyperbole to provoke or intimidate you — If you're not attacking yourself, no one else can]

 

53.

Wild, huh?
Just normal.
Must you?
Or worse!

—Just normal.
—I've seen worse.

 

So how does your mom feel about the breakoff of your engagement?

[Hint: They use convoluted logic or tell lies to get your attention — Then they tell you what's really on their mind. They like to push people around]

 

55.

Certainly not.
That's all?
And? Rats!
Can't imagine.

—Can't imagine.
—That solves many problems.

 

Don't say hello or anything – just ignore us.

[Hint: They're asking a rhetorical question, or expressing an idea without much warmth - to create a puffed-up effect]

 

57.

No shit!
There's hope.
I'm waiting.
But why?

—But why?
—It must hurt.

 

What time do you come in in the morning?

[Hint: They switch from acting like their mother to acting like their father at the drop of a hat, to keep you under their thumb]

 

59.

Very funny.
Way ahead.
Much better!
YOU SHOULDN'T!

—Very funny.
—You must feel left out.

 

Do you wear those shoes at work every day?

[Hint: They're trying to provoke you into shocking yourself — It's called "tight corners"]

 

60.

Yeah, sure.
God knows!
Out working!
It's evolving.

—It's evolving.
—That old black magic.

 

That's not what Dino is saying.

[Hint: They're trying to deflate you, or ruin your fun with false acceptance]

 

62.

Screwy, huh?
Thank goodness!
Different things.
I've heard.

—Thank goodness!
—That would really help me.

 

Did you graduate?

[Hint: Usually when you feel uncomfortable, there's a reason - Someone wants you to - They're crazy!]

 

64.

Probably—Something.
Go on!
Oh, yeah!
Wild moments.

—Oh, yeah!
—Living dangerously, huh?

 

I have five children to feed.

[Hint: They're always trying to influence you]

 

65.

Maybe better!
Totally unexpected.
Everything changes.
Without stopping.

—Totally unexpected.
—Life isn't all bad, is it?

 

Don't you think that dress is a little revealing?

[Hint: They're analyzing]

 

66.

Holy Cow!
Think so?
Very clever.
Don't tell!

—Don't tell!
—Don't break the spell, that's all I ask.

 

[Car horn / finger / drive-by combo]

[Hint: They're totally blind to a lot of things, including warmth, kindness, or any kind of inner life]

 

67.

NOTHING LESS!
Who cares?
Not so!
TOO BAD!

—Who cares?
—IT WORKS!

 

I was totally not ready for the test, and I failed!

[Hint: They're throwing things at you in passing — It's literally hit-and-run — Notice that they need your attention for some reason]

 

68.

Oh, boy!
Cheap thrills.
The opposite.
Control yourself!

Oh, boy!
—Remember, these people are all school teachers, and they got to be school teachers by toeing the line!

 

You have a freak flag – You just don't fly it.

[Hint: They're being lenient towards themselves, and disciplinarians towards everyone else]

 

69.

You're safe.
BACK OFF!
On schedule.
Nothing better.

—You're safe.
—I'm sure I don't need it.

 

With a body like that, you could go places!

[Hint: They're picking on you – To get along with someone, there's a little give-and-take, but a lot less than most people think]

 

71.

Little challenges.
Forget it!
How delicate.
Wise up!

—Wise up!
—You could go to Pleasure Island.

 

Have you got a cigarette?

[Hint: They're trying to punish you — People are constantly demoting other people to office boy]

 

73.

Until recently.
Maybe—Both!
Why not?
How amusing.

—Maybe.
—Don't look!

 

We haven't visited in a while.

[Hint: They're expressing themselves through self-centered wantonness and narcissism]

 

74.

Networking, eh?
Let go!
Forget that!
BOW WOW.

—Forget that!
—It's your fault!

 

You didn't eat all your food.

[Hint: It's show-biz: They give bad advice - to ruin people. Stick up for yourself — No one else will]

 

75.

Bad timing.
Many things!
You sure?
Crazy, huh?

—Many things!
—I am so good, I can have anything I want.

 

Why don't you have kids?

[Hint: They're trying to humiliate you — Any attempt to force natural or intellectual pursuits is essentially nonproductive]

 

76.

Very awkward.
Even now.
What's different?
Going up!

—Very awkward.
—Better than having to go fishing.

 

Who told you to think? I don't give you enough information to think.

[Hint: If you try to feel frightened, then you really won't feel frightened. That's what strength is, someone who can feel frightened]

 

83.

Heavy duty.
Never perfect.
No violence!
Just brutal.

—Heavy duty.
—It's like the nineteenth hole, right?

 

Are you looking for somebody? [Hostess at a fine restaurant]

[Hint: They're trying to undermine you - These attacks come from out of the blue, usually by very frustrated people]

 

87.

After all!
Just beginning.
I've arrived!
Everything's changing.

—I've arrived!
—Something nice.

 

Does it cost anything?

[Hint: Doing everything to avoid a Sore Subject, they're forcefully preoccupied with something else, making them seem convincing]

 

88.

No trouble.
It's treachery.
Nothing more.
If not ...

No trouble.
—Just when you don't need it.

 

The other 44 cards

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